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you learn to speak Spanish, but then you find out that everyone else who speaks it has been abducted by aliens.

i wish all the evils in this world would disappear

Because All evil dissapears, there is nothing which counteracts good, thus eliminating it as a factor in this parallel dimension.

(no evil is no good either)

I wish I would have more courage.

you get more courage. in fact when you get so much courage that you aren't afraid of anything so when china invades you go out to fight the chinese army with your bare hands, this dosn't end well

i wish i was superman, actually no, iron man

Granted, but your rockets go out of control and you crash into a wall, dying instantly.

I wish that I got a better computer .

Granted, but you needed to sell your house to get the computer.

I wish my mom and dad would never be broken

Granted, but now they are covered in three feet of bubble wrap forever.

I wish my brother was not annoying.

Granted however is sister is annoying and much worse.

I wish to have a cool sports car.

granted, but then you die in a huge Fiery car crash cuz you hit a pebble (your sports car was low to the ground)

i wish for a ruger mini-14 ranch rifle in 5.56 NATO

granted, but when loading the gun you find out too late that they packed hand grenades in the ammo set to go off when the box is opened.

i wish that the economy will fix itself

Granted. But do to the dynamic nature of the economy, it takes many years for it to fix itself.

I wish for people on the internet to spell properly and use proper grammar.

granted, but not in the way you think, the poor grammar people use now will become good grammar and the actual good grammar will disappear.

i wish i could light fireworks where i live.

Granted, the limit is one small firework can only be lit per year.

I wish that I had the ability to teleport.

granted, but you are not able to expertly control your teleportation and accidentally teleport into solid rock.

i wish i could travel through time flawlessly

Granted, but only when it's 11:00 at night, and the expierience lasts for 10 minutes. Unless you die.

I wish I could read minds whenever I want to.

granted, but a prison truck drives by and the thoughts of the people on board drive you insane.

i wish i could pilot an x-wing